Actively making bad decisions. Teenage freedom.

Buttered elbow macaroni: forkfuls of self-loathing.

Neck tattoos and white sneakers.

Best friends call 911 when they think your boyfriend sucks.
... Thanks, Dan McK

Frozen roses.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I am single.
And so are you.

I also have a comfy couch and chocolates.

Make mine surreal.

"but all cautionary tales were heroes once."

"I'm putting my pants on. Shit's about to get real."

Dear Bourbon Chicken Dan,
I did not squeak with hellos because you have been in my mind for a while
Now, already familiar.
Please don't take offense,
Julie

"consider finally te question of the cactus." - Edward Buscombe

Causal.

"Thanks. I appreciate you." Casual.

I dream mid-conversation, I kiss you and ask for your name.

And I will smile in my mugshot.

"...and then the plot happens."

Stuff your fantasies up your ass.

Raise your hand louder.

"Even if it's bad, it's happening, and you have to accept that." - Bourbon Chicken Dan

Don't change my life, change my mind.

There is simply a man, standing Vetruvian in the spotlight.

Sturdy matchsticks.

"Then ask her out. She says no? Whatever, no problem. She says yes, you gotta go for it." -- dating advice from Jersey Shore Vinny

"What're you gonna do about money and bills--"
"Y'know I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that either."
"So what do you want to do?"
"I want to take you out to dinner. And then I want to go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu."

Creative existential crisis.

Back when we was a community, we didn't need none of them signs.

Yeah, you know, like love n' shit.

Attractive by default.