Hereaux

I think I'm okay with being my own subtle kind of star.

"What happened in the past, stays in the past. And whatever happens in the future is gonna be good."

Whatever happened to bubble gum?

Those terrifying breasts.

Look up all your breakfast favorites on urbandictionary.com.
Waffles, pancakes, the almighty cinnamon roll? Nothing-- Nothing--is sacred.

*That is untrue. "Bacon" seems to come through relatively unscathed: simply defined as "delicious," etc.

I'll smack you in the heart.

Media,

We grow up with you. You tell us where to go, who to be. The answers.
--God, ain't that seductive: the answers.

I never expected my mentors to highlight the fine print, but...

Guess we can still be drunk-buddies.

Oh to be a lemming.

A debilitating pie to the face...

The world is so much smaller and easier to crumble when you're seventeen.

My mother, she didn't have time for intellectual crises. She was too busy fighting.