Frozen roses.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I am single.
And so are you.

I also have a comfy couch and chocolates.

Make mine surreal.

"but all cautionary tales were heroes once."

"I'm putting my pants on. Shit's about to get real."

Dear Bourbon Chicken Dan,
I did not squeak with hellos because you have been in my mind for a while
Now, already familiar.
Please don't take offense,
Julie

"consider finally te question of the cactus." - Edward Buscombe

Causal.

"Thanks. I appreciate you." Casual.

I dream mid-conversation, I kiss you and ask for your name.

And I will smile in my mugshot.

"...and then the plot happens."