Stuff your fantasies up your ass.

Raise your hand louder.

"Even if it's bad, it's happening, and you have to accept that." - Bourbon Chicken Dan

Don't change my life, change my mind.

There is simply a man, standing Vetruvian in the spotlight.

Sturdy matchsticks.

"Then ask her out. She says no? Whatever, no problem. She says yes, you gotta go for it." -- dating advice from Jersey Shore Vinny

"What're you gonna do about money and bills--"
"Y'know I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that either."
"So what do you want to do?"
"I want to take you out to dinner. And then I want to go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu."

Creative existential crisis.

Back when we was a community, we didn't need none of them signs.

Yeah, you know, like love n' shit.

Attractive by default.