I thought I was being smart by avoiding all the stupid mistakes I'd seen other lovers make.
... In the end, I was just delaying failure.

All you have to do is say the word.
I have to live with the consequences.

I started drinking when I couldn't figure out how the world worked.

Honey, when it's love
you'll know it.
You won't have to look for it or figure it out;
It will smack you in the face and drag you out the door.
And it will hurt.
And it will be wonderful.

Way leads onto way. Let life happen.

Of course I'm in advertising. I promote myself every day.

"No half-and-half romance will do."
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